Category Archives: Review

Alive and Kicking: Dead Writers @ The Water Rats – 18/08/17

‘Hi Laura! I had to run back for a piece of equipment, sorry! I’ll ask the guys in the band to find you, I should be with you soon‘ How very polite. I sneak back out of main venue space … Continue reading

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That gum you like…

…has come back in style. I must… UNRETIRE! I must rejoin the endless stream of idiots thinking they can not only write but also have something interesting to say. I must post again, dear reader, whether you like it or … Continue reading

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Don’t you love the smell of a gold statuette in the morning?

I sure do. Happy Academy Award season everybody! Ahh, look at all the wonderful films that have hit our cinemas recently: Room, The Revenant, Spotlight, The Big Short, Youth. And, of course, A Bigger Splash, Creed, Deadpool – some of these nominated, some … Continue reading

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I’m sorry

When I started this blog, I promised myself that no matter what, I would never write a  short and/or shallow review and if must be, I’d rather just not write the review at all. I am now going to go … Continue reading

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Ah don’t lean on me man cos you can’t afford the ticket

I’m back from Suffragette City! Come on, it had to be done. Suffragette tells the immensely important story of the early 20th century British suffragette movement, whose members took drastic measures to secure women’s rights, the right to vote included. … Continue reading

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Can’t Man?

CAN MAN! That up there is Paul Rudd. If you don’t know Paul Rudd, you’ve never watched Friends. Or Anchorman, or Knocked Up, or The 40 Year-Old Virgin, or even Parks and Recreation. I know you haven’t, because if you had, … Continue reading

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Oh God, not this fool again

For the past few months I’ve been faffing over Game of Thrones. Yes, I finally got my shit together and started watching it and, as is the case with any good TV show, I couldn’t stop. And as any good GoT … Continue reading

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Fokof ft. Mad as a Frog in a $ock (Blomkamp remixXx)

Chappie. What a dumb name. What a dumb title for a film. It’s up there with Wall-E and that was a stupid fucking name. Yes it was, and you know it, get over it, it’s just a title. It’s not cute, … Continue reading

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Selma

I was reluctant to go see Selma. Not because I’m not interested in the story of the Selma marches, or in Martin Luther King, but because I’d much rather see a documentary about it. I like my films to be … Continue reading

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Let them eat Cake

Alright, I admit, that blog title was a lazy reference to a lazy, inaccurate quote attributed to Marie Antoinette but quite frankly, the film I’m supposed to be reviewing here, Cake, didn’t exactly leave me bubbling with inspiration. I forgot I … Continue reading

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